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Kansas City, Missouri, United States
Last August, I turned 46. I am in the middle of my life's book. If I live to be 92, I am halfway done, and I find that truth to be highly motivating (there's so much more I want to do and accomplish!). However, I'm also feeling cranky: My children are all single, I don't have any grandbabies, I'm fat; I'm not publishing; I'm not teaching. What's the deal?

Friday, June 12, 2009

Bad Mommy

For Sale or Lease: One obnoxious 17-year-old girl who thinks the parental units are talking bank machines. High maintenance: must be fed and watered daily. Prone to sudden outbursts or periods of intense sarcasm.
Contact www.thiskidneedsanewmommy.com.

1 comments:

Bee said...

I wonder if we could just trade? I've got a 15 year old that you could try out.